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Real name: Anon
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Stories by Anon
Summary: GODDAMMIT. WHY DO I NOT HAVE FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY!?!!?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Shameless John/Mycroft porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Immaculately proper Mycroft Holmes bent over his immaculately tidy desk, being shagged into next week and loving it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Small Man, Big Times by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is dragged off and tortured by his captors. By the time his fellow Yarders are able to find an rescue him, the good Inspector is badly hurt and positively terrified.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Bradstreet, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, John Watson
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging, Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


Summary:

Sherlock is annoying and insulting John as usual, and John decides it's time he fought back, physically. Somewhere in the middle of this scuffle, John finds out something glorious.

Sherlock is extremely ticklish, and hell yes John's going to take advantage of it.

John then begins tickling the crap out of Sherlock whenever Sherlock is annoying, because it makes the detective shut up. Plus making Sherlock writhe helplessly is rather...enjoyable.

Bonus points if at some point Lestrade is a witness.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


"Rude" and "Shush!" by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The 5 times that Holmes slept where he shouldn't have done and the 1 time he was fine (blatantly Watson's bed :D), or however many times people want to do, sleepy!holmes is so sweet (:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


"Why do you love me?" by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Why do you love me?" with Mary/Moriarty


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


(BBC)Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Broken
Useless
Unwanted
Without
Meaning


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


5 times by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

5 times Holmes was an utter bastard but Watson still wished he was his and 1 time Holmes was still a bastard AND Watson's.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


5 times (minifill) by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

... Holmes doubted Watson, and 1 time he didn't.
Any verse


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A better place by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes helps Watson's PSTD with his violin playing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


A Collar In Time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes confesses his love to Watson on Valentine's day. They get a cat.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A little Angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes being depressed, drinking away his sorrows because he's in love with Watson and Watson's getting married.
No happy endings here.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 673
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary:

Watson has been married for six months, and since then, he has gotten into hundreds of arguments with Mary concerning his feeling for Holmes. As a result, he has not visited Holmes once, attempting to hold together his "respectable life." Finally, he leaves, returning to Baker Street to beg Holmes to take him back.

Holmes says no.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


A Monkey in Time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock confesses his feelings to John. There's also a llama.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Perfect Guest by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is a figment of Holmes' imagination, and Holmes knows it. When he tries to think him away, Watson refuses and then, one day, when he's talking to someone (Mycroft, Lestrade, etc.) They see him too. He becomes real.

Holmes/Watson. Victorian.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary:

Holmes/Watson from a not-bitter-Mary point of view.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A quiet sunday by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Quiet morning at home.

(What? I find the mundane kinky)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 611
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


A Ribbon in Time by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is alone on Valentine's Day until Watson shows up.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson fails to keep a secret from Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


A Sincere Apology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So...I just got a new black leather riding crop. Can we have Holmes breaking on in on Watson? Or the other way around, I'm not picky
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather, Powerplay, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A slight crack by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'm interested in a fic where Holmes is high on cocaine. What would his thought processes be like? What would he focus on? Take this where you want as long as there's detail in it, kind of like being in his head. :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011