The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Penname: tabby_stardust [Contact]
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"Shut up, Holmes." by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Jude!Watson's so sick and tired of RDJ!Holmes' chatter and violin playing that he finally snaps, tricking him into his handcuffs then gagging him. Once he has his attention, he explains why he's doing this and threatens to shove his violin bow where the sun don't shine.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Summary: So... Rethinking some scenes of GoS and it's bringing out my dark side. Can I get some bound&gagged!Holmes/Moriarty?
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, NonCon, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2012 Updated: 14 Feb 2012


Basil tops. by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Illustration to go with Quamquam20's "Bed Intruder"
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Blackwood/Coward by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Am seeing a severe lack of Blackwood/Coward! I'll take anything - fluff, porn, angst, art (if someone did art ... I think I would pass out) - anything!
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Breathless by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some Holmes/Watson snuggling up in here? Preferrably after a nice, looooong bondage session?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Oct 2011 Updated: 11 Oct 2011


Fingers by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson slowly worshipping each and every one of Holmes' fingers, from tip to joint to hand, his wrists.... ending in Holmes coming from that alone and returning the favour with a skillfull handjob.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Aug 2011 Updated: 23 Aug 2011


Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: The 09!Movie gang as the Leverage Cew.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

The walls are breaking down and universes are crossing!


Categories: Art Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone), 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Le Petit Holmes by tabby_stardust Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEaIjk1-1u8/TB9whx2JdfI/AAAAAAAAAYo/z1iQ56B1fKc/s320/images-11.jpg

"For me, this is the loveliest and the saddest landscape in the world. It's the same landscape as the one on the preceding pace, but I've drawn it one more time in order to be sure you see it clearly. It's here that the little prince appeared on Earth, then disappeared.

Look at this landscape carefully to be sure or recognizing it, if you should travel to Africa someday, in the desert. And if you happen to pass by here, I beg you not to hurry past. Wait a little, just under the star! Then if a child comes to you, if he laughs, if he has golden hair, if he doesn't answer your questions, you'll know who he is. If this should happen, be kind! Don't let me go on being sad: Send word immediately that he's come back..."

I don't even care how this happens. Maybe Watson is narrating a post Reichenbach scenario, maybe you do an AU with Watson enlisting after meeting Holmes and being killed in the service. Anything. But dear meme, I need some cheering. Please give me Victoriana in the style of Antoine de Saint-Exupery.


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Summary: I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR THIS. FOR LIKE. THE ENTIRE MEME.

FEMSLASH. IRENE AND MARY.

DOMESTICITY. PORN. FLUFF. ANYTHING. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. JUST... PLEASE. I'M NOT EVEN ANON FOR THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M SO DESPERATE FOR SOME LADY LOVIN'.

PUT IRENE IN MARY'S PANTIES. THAT IS ALL.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Melt by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: PORN. I WANT PORN. DON'T CARE THE PAIRING, DON'T CARE THE UNIVERSE.

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

[Report This] Published: 11 Jul 2011 Updated: 11 Jul 2011


Mr. & Mrs. Watson by tabby_stardust Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Guys! I am in desperate need of drag!Holmes. Just saw the trailer again, and they could have done it better in the movie, so I'd love to actually see Holmes in drag, but fic would be fantabulous, too!

If it were a case, it'd be even better. The look on Watson's face when he sees Holmes dressed in women's clothing while they're supposed to be out on a case... And if someone wants to maybe possibly sneak in some fake relationship in there, that'd be great.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Naughty Girl by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene/Mary spanking.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Petit Lapin by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dredger is the Dom of Holmes' wet dreams.

Make his dreams come true.
Categories: Art Characters: Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Tibetan Prayer Stick
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And Moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Apr 2011


Surrender by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: shibari, please? Ideally spending a lot of time describing the process of Holmes being elaborately restrained with rope and how pleasurable that can be, even before they get to the sex.

Come on, during Watson's three continents worth of penis escapades surely he ran across gorgeous rope bondage and was later able to make use of this knowledge when he realized how pretty RDJ!Holmes is all covered in rope...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2012 Updated: 14 Feb 2012


Tease by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Soooo, I don't know if anyone's filled the drag queen!Holmes prompt yet.....
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011