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3,600 by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a badass RDJ Holmes accosted or taken prisoner by a group of baddies and beaten up and rrrrraped. Maybe more than once. Maybe all the baddies have a go. Maybe Watson is forced to watch or maybe he comes to the rescue. Most important - Holmes doesn't turn into a slobbering wreck or anything, he remains his flippant and insulting self during the actual ordeal, if only as a defense mechanism against this degradation. And then Watson must heal him with smooches and stuff. Pls?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1927
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A quick and dirty fill by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie!Verse. Moran/Holmes. Gunkink
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2012 Updated: 23 Mar 2012


A Simple Plan by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "And after 2 dozen doughnuts or so he could titty-fuck him! xD"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC! Sherlock's "A Study In Pink", as narrated by John Motherfucking Watson, MFAD and voice of the people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Absent Words by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson realizes Holmes is the young man he and his disreputable friends raped in a dark alley one drunken night in his wild youth, before his stint in the army changed him into a better man.

Holmes doesn't know that Watson was involved, but once Watson knows it starts to eat at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jul 2011 Updated: 03 Jul 2011


Against the Wall by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Just all, "fuck me now!" Clashing lips, open mouths and grabbing hands. And lots of dirty talk.

Need it so bad. 

Victorian or movie verse please.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Holmes' Tongue is a Penis by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' Tongue is a Penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has too much morphine. A strange dream ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Into The Woods by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds himself in the staring role of a fairy tale...and he is not amused.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Into the Woods by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

3 in 1 prompt (and get your mind out of that gutter)

cracky prompt: Holmes is Goldylocks. Clarky, Higgins, and Lestrade are the three bears
dirty prompt: Wolf!John/Little Red Bowler Hat!Holmes
cracky dirty gutter prompt IDEK!: the 7 dwarfs/Holmes


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Jam by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets shot in the head. It goes in one side, jumbles up brains, and goes out the other. He survives, but his last thought as an intelligent man is how much his brains look like jam.

Which is why it's Jam!Watson's favourite food. If he can put in as much squishy red stuff as he lost, then he must get better!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Mistakes by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The meme is used to Watson reducing Holmes to a quivering mess on every other page, but Holmes isn't.

Recalling the previous evening, Holmes thinks he's made a complete fool of himself and surely Watson can't respect him any longer. Watson proves to him otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Drunkeness
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2013 Updated: 04 Mar 2013


Ode to the Soldier by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


One sentence fill by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I see pie at your feet and I'm envious."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sherlock at the Bat by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I WANT A HOLMES BASEBALL TEAM. YOU HEARD ME. I WANT THEM ALL, IN UNIFORMS, PLAYING BASEBALL. ART!FILL WOULD BE LOVE, BUT A FIC!FILL AWESOME TOO. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. COME ON, WATSON PITCHING, HOLMES CATCHING? SWEATY ATHLETES SLIDING INTO HO(L)ME(S) PLATE? IT WILL BE EPIC PEOPLE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock grows a moustache. It's thick and dark and bushy and it annoys the crap out of Lestrade.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has just returned to London from Afghanistan, and moves into 221B Baker Street, where he meets the ghost of Sherlock Holmes, who's been murdered. Over time, as he tries to help Holmes solve his own murder, he falls more and more in love with the ghost of a man he was supposed to meet.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 May 2011 Updated: 25 May 2011


The Epic Kiss of Epicness by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson share an epic first kiss.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Quiet Time by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011