The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Penname: jellybgood
Real name: jellybgood
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Stories by jellybgood
Summary: Everyone knows Charlie's Angels right? Well, how about Holmes' Angels?

DON'T RUN AWAY. LET ME EXPLAIN.

Irene, Mary and Mrs. Hudson have to go undercover for Holmes. For some reason or another. Sex sprain, he's not a convincing drag queen. Whatever. But they are the badass girl trio that get information for Holmes.

And Watson is like Bosley. Or Boswell.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: One of the baddies (Moriarty or something) kidnaps Holmes with plans of raping him. However, when they try, they find out he's a seductive sex machine who tops the hell out of them from the bottom.

Granada verse would be loved!!!!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes invents the kinkmeme - it's a big notice board in the back alley (you know, the one he fell into when he jumped out of the window), and cloaked people pin they're prompts and fills on the board in paper form.

Well, most of them are cloaked, except for the ones who say "Fuck anonymity. When you fill this, send it to my house, I can't check the board 5 times a day".

Watson fakes outrage... only he is one of the cloaked people who write the most dirty prompts and fills.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Tests Positive by jellybgood Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: LET'S have Holmes have to take a drug test for whatever reason and he knows he's gonna fail. So he begs Mary to pee in a cup for him. SHE AGREES. SHE'S PREGNANT. HOLMES DOESN'T KNOW THIS. GO GO GO.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


We have a winner! by jellybgood Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Tickle!Kink
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt asked for a fic explaining the many (missing) wives that Watson allegedly had. Comments suggested that he/Holmes killed them.

Also fulfills the on-going dark!Watson requests.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011