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Stories by flying_android
Summary: Can I have some fluffly BBC Mycroft/John pretty please? I'm not feeling porny today so... yeah, fluff :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Holmes and Sexual!Watson like to get together after Watson has orgasmed, so they can caress without restraint or UST (see above-mentioned delicious hugs.) Watson is just getting the hang of the whole 'love without face-chewing or orgasms' thing when Holmes springs a random spontaneous erection. Watson does not know what the hell to do!

Bonus if Holmes is totally laid back and 'what? Oh, ignore it' while Watson is all 'IDK WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS!!!'
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft's and Sherlock's first meeting 3 years after Reichenbach. I want lots of unemotionality masking brotherly feelings, culminating in a big bear hug.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Coughs and Colds by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick and trying (and failing miserably) to take care of each other.

Or just bitching incessantly (I'm sicker than you) at each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Holmes and Dogs by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes playing with dogs. No drugging. Just actual affection. Doesn't have to be Gladstone - random dogs on the street or the dog he would sometimes get on loan from the Yard for tracking.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes, after a particularly exhilarating chase for a criminal in the rain, is flushed, panting, soaked, and his normally slicked hair has become loose and plastered across his face. Cue EVERYONE getting hot and bothered at the sight while Holmes remains oblivious, and Watson going "BACK OFF BITCHES HE'S MINE"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of playing the violin, Sherlock Holmes reads Shakespeare. Out loud. Doing all the voices. Projecting far enough to fill all of 221B. There is no escape.

Watson is very, very annoyed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Scotland Yard uses him for his intellect to solve cases. His brother uses him to do the legwork he doesn't want to do. Clients want to use him to solve their cases. He's seen the criminal element, where everyone uses everyone else for something.

What he is not used to is John Watson's acts of kindness without strings attached.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Apr 2011


John Watson: BAMF by flying_android Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is kidnapped and no one knows where he's being held. Watson sets out to save him but instead of looking for clues and deducing and all that pussy crap, he simply grabs whomever looks suspect and threatens to amputate their privates, sans anesthesia, unless they spill their guts. o/

Once he figures out where Holmes is, he kicks ass across the country, beats the manure out of everyone standing in his way and rescues an amazed -- and majorly turned on -- Holmes who immediately spreads 'em for John Watson, BAMF.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Laser Pointer by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WHAT IF HOLMES WAS HIGHER THAN A KITE AND THERE WAS A LASER POINTER. WITH THE SHINY RED DOT ON THE WALL. WOULD HE FOLLOW IT? WOULD HE ACT LIKE A CAT? WHAT WOULD WATSON DO?

I WANT TO KNOW.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: "I know exactly where my place is, dear Mary. It's between you and Watson."

ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT, ANON.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson bakes turtle bread. Watson finds it adorable. Holmes finds it tasty.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes during The Hiatus. He's not the happy nomad he later describes to Watson, but a miserable fugitive; starved, stoned and missing Watson insanely.

He takes a lover or two, but after he calls them "Watson!" one too many times, it's out on his butt again, to wander alone, ducking the air-guns and busking for supper.

So, anyone wanna angst up Hiatus!Holmes for me?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes deduces that Lestrade is rather fond of someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of playing the violin, Sherlock Holmes reads Shakespeare. Out loud. Doing all the voices. Projecting far enough to fill all of 221B. There is no escape.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sleepy, kittenish snuggle-demanding Holmes or Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Starfish!Holmes by flying_android Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In response to that HORRIFYING "penis slicing" prompt (oh my god i don't even):

"Oh yes, Watson, I forgot to tell you: I'm a starfish."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, AU , Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Stargazing by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson.

Stargazing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


The Wrong Bed by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson sleeping in Holmes' bed by accident.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is woken in the middle of the night by an extremely tense and restless Holmes who won't stop stomping around and throwing things. Watson decides to calm Holmes with his experienced doctor's hands.

Cue angry Holmes resisting and being all "No do not want, do NOT want, do not......oh yeah right there..." and smug as hell Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011