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Penname: lonespark
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BoobieKittens by lonespark Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: puppy!Gladstone (or any other small animal) snuggled up in Mary or Irene's corset/brassiere/whatever Victorian boobage holders you care to name. While said lady is wearing it. Because small puppies and kittens love them some boob cuddlin'.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Erotic punching by lonespark Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Consensual punching. Being hit can be hot but sometimes ya need more than a slap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Fuck or Flee by lonespark Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary/Holmes- Mary goes to see Holmes and confront him about his obvious distaste of her and treatment of Watson. Arguement ensues leading to...FUCK OR FLEE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Opposite Number by lonespark Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Professor Moriarty being his brilliant, snakelike, manipulative, ruthless, supposedly-respectable, epically villainous self.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012


Summary: I suddenly wanted to send Pepper Potts a huge bouquet for having to deal with a narcissistic egomaniac with impulse control problems. Because I've been there. At least my kid doesn't have an unlimited bank account and is still small enough for me to throw her over my shoulder.

I had an idea as a result. Pepper and Watson comparing notes on the lunatics they have to deal with/in love with. I am in a weird mood. No smut. Dialogue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: “You need to be kissed and often. And by someone who knows how.”
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012