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Penname: lily_the_cheese
Real name: lily_the_cheese
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Blackwood/Holmes by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Bend your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new"

Blackwood/Holmes
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Doctor Badass by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'm beginning to think that the tuna casserole I just scarfed down was a mistake. (Haven't eaten for the better part of two days because I've been feeling... bad.) Need halp, meme! I'm praying to the Kinkmeme Shrine I have set up in my closet for this prompt. Well, between coughing fits.

Holmes is sick, coughing and hacking everywhere, feverish, sore throat, et cetera. He really, really should be in bed but instead he tries to insist on "No, I have cases to solve!" Watson replies with

">:| Mother Hen will go all dark!Hen on your pert ass if you don't get said ass back in bed right now. And take your pills and have you not eaten?! Dear God man--" perhaps spoon-feeding Holmes when he's all like "I don't want to eat!" even though he hasn't eaten for days...? (Holmes does that anyway, but I imagine Watson would be especially insistent on his eating if he was sick.)

So basically, Watson being Doctor Badass. Aggressive about making Holmes better. Go!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Eventually by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I was watching the tv series with Brett!Holmes the other day, and there was one moment when he is impeccably dressed as always, but also wearing some black leather gloves, and getting rather in someone's (Lestrades?) personal space while explaining deductions in a thoroughly masterful way.

This gave me some very interesting squiggly feelings, let me tell you.

So I want to see: masterful!Brett!Holmes, wearing black leather gloves, and Watson being terribly turned on by this. (Watson being naked and writhing on a bed while Holmes is fully clothed and touching him while wearing the gloves is entirely optional, but would be very much appreciated. :D )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Fall by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: If he holds on, he'll pull Holmes over the edge with him. So Watson lets go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


I love you by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: At Reichenback, Watson is so downhearted after reading Holmes' letter that he jumps into the falls. Holmes can't but watch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Watch by lily_the_cheese Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't think Holmes has much respect for other people's property. Especially Watson's, be it book or movie 'verse.

But I think we should make Holmes destroy something that's truly dear or important to Watson, and have Watson grieve for this lost item. It's Holmes's job to make it up to him and to make him feel better.

Bonus points if Watson is all silently resigned and tries to hide how upset he is, because he knows Holmes won't understand why losing that particular item hurts him so. But Holmes deduces it anyway.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: An injured Watson sends Holmes off to fight the good fight after reassuring him that he'll be just fine, and Holmes believes him and goes, because everyone knows that Watson couldn't fib his way out of a paper sack, oozes honesty out of every pore, etc.

He's lying.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson notices old scars on Holmes (like cigarette burns, and whip marks) and learns secrets that were long buried in Holmes's past.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011